New evidence suggests Bernie Sanders, not Ted Cruz, may be the Zodiac Killer
It's a meme so ingrained in our national political consciousness that it's shown up in polling questions and on T-shirts: GOP presidential hopeful Sen. Rafael "Ted" Cruz is the infamous Zodiac Killer....
View ArticleA major death on 'The 100' sparks massive backlash from queer fans
Warning: This article contains major spoilers for Season 3 of The 100.Last Thursday, a major character death sent shock waves throughout the fandom for the popular CW sci-fi dystopia The 100. But while...
View ArticleThe Internet has one simple demand: 'Don't talk to me or my son ever again'
Parents don't always get memes, but when the two mix, it's typically comedic gold. Like when moms began figuring out what "Netflix and Chill" really meant—or when 2015 became the year of the Dad Joke....
View ArticleThis whining alpaca is a truly terrible backseat driver
Backseat drivers can be a real pain. Whether they're screaming at you to take a different route or scrutinizing your hand position on the steering wheel, there's no way to win with them. Unless that...
View ArticleHow Tumblr brought back 'The Love Boat'
Tumblr has resurrected The Love Boat. Or at least its opening credits. One user has turned the wreckage of the TV show set on a ship into the meme-friendly Love Boat Insanity, a veritable all-inclusive...
View ArticleParody video imagines a cable news outlet staffed by social networks, and...
We already get much of our news online, whether it’s a celebrity death on Twitter or an emerging new Facebook trend. But social networks can also bring the worst out in people, and when Cracked turned...
View ArticleTumblr's favorite grave-robbing witch was busted with a bowl full of bones
A Louisiana witch became notorious on Tumblr months ago for collecting human bones from a graveyard, but memes disappear as quickly as they arrive, and the controversy seemed to have passed. But some...
View ArticleWhat if Mr. Krabs from 'SpongeBob SquarePants' is secretly a Sith Lord?
For hardcore fans, it’s fun to explore the themes and lore of movies or TV shows by coming up with zany theories that shed different light on these fictional worlds. These are, of course, known as “fan...
View Article'Snek' is the slithering, scaly, surprisingly adorable heir to Doge
Picture someone who owns a pet snake. I used to picture a men’s rights activist with a room full of replica swords, or the evil neighbor kid from a movie about suburban ennui. I thought pet snakes were...
View ArticlePhillies fan writes erotic fanfiction for every baseball game of the year
Baseball fans have interesting ways of dealing with disastrous starts to their team's seasons. Forget the fact that players have a long road ahead of them. Every single one of those 162 regular season...
View ArticleHow a disgusting racist meme became an excellent joke about butts
One of the disturbing truths of the Internet is that meme humor and virulent racism often coexist in the same place. In most cases, the racist jokes never make it out of hate sites and seedy corners of...
View ArticleHow the Internet is changing the English language
People from the midwestern United States say “pop,” while people from the coasts say “soda.” Southerners might say “y’all” instead of “you guys.” And people from the Internet say a lot, actually....
View ArticleLike everything else about him, Drake's new album cover is a meme
Drake's next record, Views from the 6, drops Friday—and according to people on Twitter thirsty to hear the album, it hasn't leaked yet. It's Monday, and all we have so far is the official album cover,...
View ArticleGirl recounts how she savagely dethroned the slumber party queen of her school
Navigating the social world of elementary school can be rough. Who will you forge friendships with in order to trade pudding for Gushers? Which fellow 4th graders will you band together with to rule...
View ArticleThis tasty Tumblr reveals how surprisingly often Doritos appear in movies
One of the greatest scenes of Mike Myers' film career was his extended bit in Wayne's World on the power of product placement in film. In case you haven't seen it, stop everything immediately and...
View ArticleNYC concierges turn their Tumblr of tourist horror stories into a hilarious book
There are two things that nearly all New Yorkers hate: day jobs and tourists. Put the two together and you’ve got a surefire recipe for a huge headache.But Todd Dakotah Briscoe and Anna Drezen are...
View ArticleSomebody is posting episodes of 'Steven Universe' on Pornhub
Rejoice, Steve Universefans who also happen to enjoy partaking in some good ol' healthy masturbation! Now you'll be able to watch your favorite cartoon on one of the Internet's go-to destinations for...
View ArticleHow an evil stepmother from a telenovela proved that everything's better in...
It’s likely that you’ve come across Soraya Montenegro one way or another while cruising the Internet. With her always-perfect eyebrows and full, luxurious hair, she’s a face you wouldn’t forget....
View ArticleKill an iconic meme with the official dat boi game
Earlier this week, Miles Klee destroyed the ever-loving hell out of the sacred unicycling frog meme known as dat boi. Then he remorselessly celebrated his big kill in a merciless opinion piece.Offing...
View ArticlePlease don't use this stalactite as a dildo, even though it totally looks...
An apparent geologist on Tumblr posted a beautiful malachite stalactite that bears an unfortunate(?) resemblance to, well, a phallic object used for penetrative sexual play, commonly known as a...
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