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Phillies fan writes erotic fanfiction for every baseball game of the year
Baseball fans have interesting ways of dealing with disastrous starts to their team's seasons. Forget the fact that players have a long road ahead of them. Every single one of those 162 regular season...
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How a disgusting racist meme became an excellent joke about butts
One of the disturbing truths of the Internet is that meme humor and virulent racism often coexist in the same place. In most cases, the racist jokes never make it out of hate sites and seedy corners of...
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How the Internet is changing the English language
People from the midwestern United States say “pop,” while people from the coasts say “soda.” Southerners might say “y’all” instead of “you guys.” And people from the Internet say a lot, actually....
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Like everything else about him, Drake's new album cover is a meme
Drake's next record, Views from the 6, drops Friday—and according to people on Twitter thirsty to hear the album, it hasn't leaked yet. It's Monday, and all we have so far is the official album cover,...
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Girl recounts how she savagely dethroned the slumber party queen of her school
Navigating the social world of elementary school can be rough. Who will you forge friendships with in order to trade pudding for Gushers? Which fellow 4th graders will you band together with to rule...
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This tasty Tumblr reveals how surprisingly often Doritos appear in movies
One of the greatest scenes of Mike Myers' film career was his extended bit in Wayne's World on the power of product placement in film. In case you haven't seen it, stop everything immediately and...
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NYC concierges turn their Tumblr of tourist horror stories into a hilarious book
There are two things that nearly all New Yorkers hate: day jobs and tourists. Put the two together and you’ve got a surefire recipe for a huge headache.But Todd Dakotah Briscoe and Anna Drezen are...
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Somebody is posting episodes of 'Steven Universe' on Pornhub
Rejoice, Steve Universefans who also happen to enjoy partaking in some good ol' healthy masturbation! Now you'll be able to watch your favorite cartoon on one of the Internet's go-to destinations for...
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How an evil stepmother from a telenovela proved that everything's better in...
It’s likely that you’ve come across Soraya Montenegro one way or another while cruising the Internet. With her always-perfect eyebrows and full, luxurious hair, she’s a face you wouldn’t forget....
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Kill an iconic meme with the official dat boi game
Earlier this week, Miles Klee destroyed the ever-loving hell out of the sacred unicycling frog meme known as dat boi. Then he remorselessly celebrated his big kill in a merciless opinion piece.Offing...
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Please don't use this stalactite as a dildo, even though it totally looks...
An apparent geologist on Tumblr posted a beautiful malachite stalactite that bears an unfortunate(?) resemblance to, well, a phallic object used for penetrative sexual play, commonly known as a...
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What makes 'SpongeBob SquarePants' the most memeable cartoon?
The memeification of our favorite childhood cartoons has become a huge part of Internet culture. Dexter’s Laboratory, Hey Arnold!, Rugrats, The Magic School Bus, The Powerpuff Girls—these shows are...
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This comic about Bart Simpson and Chris Griffin in therapy will make you cry
Bart Simpson is all grown up and still dealing with the trauma of growing up with a violently abusive father. His partner, Chris Griffin, is working through similar issues over his own father. In...
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Why did Michaels pull this amazing 'daddy' sign from stores?
You'd think that Michaels, the hot retailer for scrapbooking moms and 5th-graders in need of poster board and paints, would be the most G-rated, vanilla place around. But it turns out that someone at...
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'Captain America: Civil War' explained by someone who's only seen the memes
As a busy journalist too poor to throw away $12 on the latest entry in Marvel's endless superhero saga—and someone who would never, ever pirate a multibillion-dollar entertainment conglomerate's...
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What makes a meme 'dank'?
If you care at all about memes, then you know how important "dank" memes have become in the past few years. (If you don't care about memes, please feel free to resume your normal Facebook stalking.)May...
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Tumblr breach reportedly affected 65 million passwords
The 2013 Tumblr data breach affected 65 million users, according to an unofficial but reliable resource for data breaches and hacks.Security expert Troy Hunt, who runs the site Have I Been Pwned,...
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'It is Wednesday, my dudes' is the perfect meme for Wednesday
You know what day it is? No, not hump day. OK, maybe it's National Best Friends Day. But most importantly:That's right: According to a meme frog that is neither Dat Boi or Pepe, it is Wednesday, my...
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The history of the world in memes
Memes are what hold the world together. But where did they begin?Evolutionary biologist and perennial Twitter troll targetRichard Dawkins coined the word "meme," if not the concept itself, in his 1976...
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Frank Ocean pens powerful post about Orlando shooting and homophobia
Artists have tried to make sense of the world after the Orlando shooting, and on Tuesday, Frank Ocean unpacked his feelings in a powerful post on Tumblr. The singer, who came out in a Tumblr post in...
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Tumblr launches live video—here's how it works
Tumblr on Tuesday announced that it's joining the livestreaming arms race, teaming up with existing platforms to launch a video feature that can be shared straight to users' dashboards.The website...
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Whole Foods is trying to poison people with apricot kernels
There's this eternal dance that we do with Whole Foods, which continues to put forward some of the most ridiculous, bougie-ass shit intended for human consumption, only to have us shame it for being...
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The internet loves staying up late with the 'me at 3am' meme
It's late. Everyone else has gone to bed. Your mom turned in at 8pm because she has to wake your younger siblings up for school in the morning. Or all your housemates have been asleep for hours...
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How one woman's 'sugar daddy' advice blew up a scammer empire
A typical sugar baby-sugar daddy arrangement involves a woman who offers companionship or sex to a (typically older) man in exchange for regular payments of money and gifts. The most famous "sugar...
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Everybody loves Mimicyu, the new Pokémon who just wants to be Pikachu
With all the frenzy around Pokémon Go these days, it's pretty easy to forget that Pokémon Sun and Moon are mere months away. A recent update from Japanese magazine CoroCoro revealed two new creatures...
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